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Tell us who's missing from your roster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eReconnect with your childhood — one toy at a time.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"g-i-joe-cobra-h-i-s-s-tank-with-crimson-guard-loose","title":"G.I. Joe — Cobra H.I.S.S. Tank with Crimson Guard (2004 Reissue, Loose)","description":"\u003cp\u003eHigh Speed Sentry. Black, angular, treads underneath and a gun on top — the vehicle that made Cobra look like an actual army instead of a gang.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is the 2004 reissue, not the 1983 original.\u003c\/strong\u003e Same shape, same menace, a fraction of the price. Loose vintage originals run north of a hundred dollars; this is the one to buy if you want a H.I.S.S. on the shelf rather than a piece of 1983.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLoose and complete as shown, turret cannon mounted, red 788 markings intact. Comes with the Crimson Guard figure pictured.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSecond photo is soft — a better one is coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePhotos are of the actual item being sold.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hasbro","offers":[{"title":"Loose complete","offer_id":45676032098390,"sku":"SPIRAL-NEW-154","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/6738\/6198\/files\/spiral-new-154_cobra-hiss-tank-gi-joe_01_06398919-94c7-4d0b-9ce0-7ebd9cee69b0.jpg?v=1788120405"},{"product_id":"g-i-joe-classified-series-204-fatal-fluffies-sdcc-2026-exclusive-hasbro-mib","title":"G.I. Joe Classified Series #204 Fatal Fluffies — SDCC 2026 Exclusive (Hasbro, MIB)","description":"\u003cp\u003eCobra took something adorable and weaponized it, which is the most Cobra thing that has ever happened. 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