The file card was on the back of the packaging, and you read it before you opened anything. Name, code name, primary military speciality. You knew them all.

This is where we keep the G.I. Joe. A Real American Hero from '82 onward — the 3.75-inch run that took over the toy aisle. Swivel-arm figures, Cobra vehicles, the odd Skystriker that somehow survived a childhood intact. Classified Series and 25th Anniversary for the modern shelf.

The O-ring is the thing. On a vintage Joe it perishes with age and the figure goes floppy at the waist. We check it, we say so, and we price accordingly. We photograph the actual item.

We're still filling this shelf. Tell us who's missing from your roster.

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G.I. Joe Mystery Box, 6 Pieces — Funko, GameStop Exclusive
G.I. Joe
1980s
G.I. Joe Mystery Box, 6 Pieces — Funko, GameStop Exclusive

A sealed six-piece Funko G.I. Joe mystery box, GameStop exclusive, with the retro Real American Hero artwork on the outer sleeve. The...

G.I. Joe Classified Series #204 Fatal Fluffies — SDCC 2026 Exclusive (Hasbro, MIB)
G.I. Joe
Sealed (MISB)1980s
G.I. Joe Classified Series #204 Fatal Fluffies — SDCC 2026 Exclusive (Hasbro, MIB)

Cobra took something adorable and weaponized it, which is the most Cobra thing that has ever happened. The Fatal Fluffies come straight...

G.I. Joe — Cobra H.I.S.S. Tank with Crimson Guard (2004 Reissue, Loose)
G.I. Joe
Loose, complete1980s
G.I. Joe — Cobra H.I.S.S. Tank with Crimson Guard (2004 Reissue, Loose)

High Speed Sentry. Black, angular, treads underneath and a gun on top — the vehicle that made Cobra look like an actual...